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Title: Antoine Dodson - Hide your Gifts (Christmas Version) Featured on Lopez Tonight HQ

Merry Christmas From Antoine Dodson, the "Bed Intruder" Guy


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Finally, a Christmas song more disturbing than "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." Everyone's favorite witness, Antoine Dodson, is out with a carol titled "Chimney Intruder" that reimagines Santa as a rather sinister criminal.

Dodson, who found a place in the viral firmament after giving an impassioned speech on the news about the attempted rape of his sister, debuted the song on the place where memes go to die, Lopez Tonight.

While we commend Dodson on his ability to make proverbial lemonade out of life's lemons (with his Gregory Brothers-remixed Billboard Hot 100 jam and his own sex offender app), we really hope this song doesn't make it into the Christmas canon. Somehow attempted rape doesn't quite spell "Happy Holidays," if you ask us.

LYRICS:
Well obviously, we have someone coming to Lincoln Park

He's climbing in your chimney
snatching your cookies up, trying to eat em
So you all need to hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
And hide ya eggnog
cuz he taking everything up in here.

Santa ain't my ho, ho, ho, homeboy.
Here's a secret Santa...
I got a switchblade (A switchblade)

You don't have to send your list,
because he's watching you.
(He's watching you.)

So you can run and tell that,
run and tell that, run and tell that,
run and tell that,
Fat, Fat, Fat-boy.

If Santa's coming to my house,
he's coming through the space heater.

Get them crazy dogs off my roof,
My lease says no pets!

REPORTER: People believe a man with a sack
will come in their house at night and leave behind gifts.

WITNESS: I was attacked by some fat guy with a fur collar.

If I see a fat red guy running around,
he better have some Kool aid for me.
I wonder what's on Wendy Williams right now.

You think he's gonna leave t-shirt, Nintendos, and all...
you are so dumb...you are really dumb.
For real.

Tell Jack Frost to stay the hell away from my toes.

Come through my chimney, I'll show you a nut cracker

So dumb, so dumb, so dumb

He's climbing in your chimney,
snatching your cookies up, trying to eat em.

So you all need to hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees

And hide ya eggnog, cuz he taking everything up in here.

All I want for Christmas is for you to keep ya fat ass out my house!

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Let me know what the best/most practical gift you have ever received is! Hope you're all well and that you all have a great weekend. For all HSC and exam sufferers- good luck and may the force be with you.
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